Author is: obsessive, bitchy, easily amused. Also, female, 28 31 35 (holy shit) years of age, slightly unsure of self although highly opinionated, cynical, pagan atheist and in love with good food.

This haunt is: a poor excuse to waste time online.

Author would like to stalk: Terry Pratchett, Paul Kidby, Neil Gaiman. Strangely, Terry Goodkind on his good days.

Author is actually stalking: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Terry Goodkind and Dave McKean. So it’s not all bad. However it now appears that I am allergic to women, in some way…

Author likes: Graphic design, illustration, webdesign, litt, brit-litt, the outdoors, fishing, the wolfdog, the ball python, the significant other. Good food, good wine, good company.

Author dislikes: … Well. There’s too many to fully list. I’ll stay on the light side here… Bananas, Apple’s really shitty customer service, Microsoft’s really shitty customer service, (let’s be fair and add Linux’s non-existing customer service department), Okra, a whole range of annoyingly self-centered people whom everyone hates, Mondays.

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