Author is: obsessive, bitchy, easily amused.

This haunt is: a poor excuse to waste time online.

Author would like to stalk: Terry Pratchett, Paul Kidby, Neil Gaiman. Strangely, Terry Goodkind on his good days.

Author is actually stalking: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Terry Goodkind and Dave McKean. So it’s not all bad. However it now appears that I am allergic to women, in some way…

Author likes: Graphic design, illustration, webdesign, litt, brit-litt, the outdoors, fishing, the wolfdog, the ball python, the significant other. Good food, good wine, good company.

Author dislikes: … Well. There’s too many to fully list. I’ll stay on the light side here… Bananas, Apple’s really shitty customer service, Microsoft’s really shitty customer service, (let’s be fair and add Linux’s non-existing customer service department), Okra, a whole range of annoyingly self-centered people whom everyone hates, Mondays.

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